Jackie Stabach. Overly sarcastic, Ad Groupie, Meat Eater and Completely CaptivatedTumblr (3.0; @honestyshmonesty)http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/692779760d5ae2e673eeac32e6c828bf/tumblr_mk49xaQTNj1r1vfbso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/47832523173http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/47832523173Fri, 12 Apr 2013 22:52:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9391dcff41a5fc42c9e52c1d8d9998fb/tumblr_mjkepkYcB71s397qyo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9105ab8458558e88c7758b8a6b1edc68/tumblr_mjkepkYcB71s397qyo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/415f5ed90b56865913655f3b263c7507/tumblr_mjkepkYcB71s397qyo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/15327f65d744140c8d722efcb4fa90ef/tumblr_mjkepkYcB71s397qyo4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c1162b077e075bd5d48c7ad8ba60c59e/tumblr_mjkepkYcB71s397qyo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f43f6609da4096bb40c23ef028cea71d/tumblr_mjkepkYcB71s397qyo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f69b666901c310ee163764fe7b69bf8/tumblr_mjkepkYcB71s397qyo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/45496a7850c13ff848e11be595f4a176/tumblr_mjkepkYcB71s397qyo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/551da78df35dd65c656ad7c98921949e/tumblr_mjkepkYcB71s397qyo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/47832400196http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/47832400196Fri, 12 Apr 2013 22:51:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c3a8d73f3c811c566e179574259f46b0/tumblr_mkjqolVwCH1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/46799217708http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/46799217708Sun, 31 Mar 2013 19:29:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/00f7ba6c755509712588192faf0d152c/tumblr_mj3zxz3h5Y1qlrxk7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://carbzombie.tumblr.com/post/44547596334/idiotsonfb-tampons-designed-by-men-this-is-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">carbzombie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://idiotsonfb.tumblr.com/post/44539752756/tampons-designed-by-men" target="_blank">idiotsonfb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Tampons designed by men</p> </blockquote> <p>This is a prime example of why crowdsourcing is not that great of an idea.</p></blockquote>http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/44591164621http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/44591164621Mon, 04 Mar 2013 22:00:27 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed5e0bfca745c41c81df13182d84e755/tumblr_mi7rxsv0Pt1r9164to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maddieonthings.com/post/43076613913/maddie-brought-you-flowers-happy-valentines-day" target="_blank">maddieonthings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Maddie brought you flowers! Happy Valentines Day! 💐</p> </blockquote>http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/43081248241http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/43081248241Thu, 14 Feb 2013 11:25:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/76a47c24a15db3aa61f052c0ce59de68/tumblr_mi6pwbwhLa1qdu6l3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/43039440996http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/43039440996Wed, 13 Feb 2013 19:40:59 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/263cb89cce6deaabe54c5abb1e5ae60e/tumblr_mhz4c9Cz7t1qdu6l3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SnowHo</p>http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/42697844857http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/42697844857Sat, 09 Feb 2013 17:12:09 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff0f7dcff1e291eb795f91f53fd92d53/tumblr_mhekpbfwQq1qg4861o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seventeen.tumblr.com/post/42582873852/read-more-from-lily-here" target="_blank">seventeen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Read more from <a href="https://twitter.com/lilycollins" target="_blank">Lily</a>, <a href="http://www.seventeen.com/entertainment/features/exclusive-interview-lily-collins?click=main_sr#slide-4" target="_blank">here</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/42585600076http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/42585600076Fri, 08 Feb 2013 10:59:36 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mazsj8QxJM1r7gwiqo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mazsj8QxJM1r7gwiqo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/41962505078http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/41962505078Thu, 31 Jan 2013 15:10:41 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99205a4b95fa87a99ff8734ab237dbf3/tumblr_mhc4x15mz31r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/41696425094http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/41696425094Mon, 28 Jan 2013 07:54:46 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f27ac5ee4ef4e0def2818280a54740cc/tumblr_mhb6elUnnT1qdu6l3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s important that no matter how far away from home you may be, that you never forget where you came from. Being grounded is essential. And I, no matter how high my heels and the skyscrapers around me, am a country girl at heart with a soft spot for classic rock. I’m thankful to my family and best friends for helping keep me, me.</p>http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/41652985382http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/41652985382Sun, 27 Jan 2013 18:54:21 -0500<a href="http://gizmodo.com/5977989/internet-explorer-vs-murder-rate-will-be-your-favorite-chart-today">Chart: Internet Explorer vs Murder Rate Will Be Your Favorite Chart Today(via @Gizmodo)</a>: <p>Like its author says “I know correlation doesn’t imply causation but…” But I think that, in this case, we may be onto something. P.s. If you take this seriously, you are an idiot and you should go stick your head up some dark hole.</p>http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/41239408693http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/41239408693Tue, 22 Jan 2013 20:21:01 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d46e4d84b1c44ba13cbaf37fb71db57/tumblr_mgzhwixL8t1qdu6l3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/41109954009http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/41109954009Mon, 21 Jan 2013 11:31:29 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f1b98718517600f5d833d471ae2e2f4/tumblr_mgylkxjJ6i1qkxrtro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://betype.co/post/41107232410/inspiring-quote-episode" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">betype</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.behance.net/gallery/Inspiring-Quote-Episode-1/4491969" target="_blank">Inspiring Quote Episode</a></p></blockquote>http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/41108282695http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/41108282695Mon, 21 Jan 2013 11:07:17 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a179298aad16ba1e131769308fdfb88/tumblr_mgqeb0bDjL1r3jibyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://motivatorspp.tumblr.com/post/40693847632/a-flu-fighting-frozen-treat-if-youre-like-me" target="_blank">motivatorspp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>A Flu-Fighting Frozen Treat </strong></p> <p>If you’re like me, you’ll take any excuse to eat a bowl of ice cream. So you’ll be happy to know that Jeni’s Splendid Ice Creams has created a sorbet that might actually help you get over the flu. Its name? ‘Influenza Sorbet,’ of course. T<span>he frozen treat is made up of a variety of flu-fighting ingredients including honey, ginger and, my favorite, Maker’s Mark bourbon. (Wait — is this an influenza remedy or an <a href="http://www.motivators.com/Promotional-AlcoholPromotions-Products-1256.html" target="_blank">alcohol promotion</a>!?)</span></p> <p><span><a href="http://blogs.motivators.com/2013/01/a-flu-fighting-frozen-treat.html#!/2013/01/a-flu-fighting-frozen-treat.html" target="_blank">Read more —></a></span></p> </blockquote> <p>I just got my flu shot (pain, oh, pain), and this would be nice </p>http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/40706015707http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/40706015707Wed, 16 Jan 2013 16:31:19 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c930fe393106e87752a096283fe7a48/tumblr_mgqhscsjtl1qzleu4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/40705496293http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/40705496293Wed, 16 Jan 2013 16:24:57 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff0ebb235b17a5e90b4ce379aef026ec/tumblr_mgaq43YWSL1rijpbwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sierrakusterbeck.com/post/40343246502/every-girl-is-expected-to-have-caucasian-blue" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sierrakkusterbeck</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <p><span>“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” </span></p> <p><span>-</span><span>Tina Fey</span></p> </blockquote> <p>i love her</p></blockquote>http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/40680235258http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/40680235258Wed, 16 Jan 2013 09:06:51 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f33bd212654100d3fd74b1d0661a29e7/tumblr_mgnxvfMyE51r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>No, seriously, why is this such a problem? We do too much, we’re multi-tasking, we expect too much from ourselves- and the worst part of it all- is that it leads to stress- and when we’re stressed, our brain has the ability to shut off short term memory so if you are stressed and misplaced your keys- guess what? YOU’LL NEVER FIND THEM BECAUSE YOU NEVER MADE THE MEMORY.</p> <p>Cheers. </p>http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/40612533570http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/40612533570Tue, 15 Jan 2013 13:26:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52c5c234bde2248d50355bab0f4c7612/tumblr_mgo2ap6cR61r0wqrdo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/40607479194http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/40607479194Tue, 15 Jan 2013 11:54:25 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8194afb8575a4dee9a2b1d73a9a4ee13/tumblr_mglqylS2rN1qkxrtro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://betype.co/post/40598527491/via-to-resolve-project" target="_blank">betype</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://www.toresolveproject.com/" target="_blank">To Resolve Project</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/40607378999http://honestyshmonesty.tumblr.com/post/40607378999Tue, 15 Jan 2013 11:52:26 -0500